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This is Erik, he's the "Mack Daddy" of our group, the smooth talker who's always got time for the ladies. His sister and cat are nice, but his parents are overbearing and never let him do anything. He also drives a pretty bitchin' Camero!! He and Nick currently attending Lakewood, I don't think he's picked a major yet, but soon they will go to the U and we will all be a united force once again..

Nelson is rather good at landscaping, planting trees, putting rocks down.. he's so good at it, that it's kinda eerie.... My image of Erik when he gets older is the cute groundskeeper that always runs into the mansion to "talk" with his bosses lovely daughter... or maybe not.

This is Nick, we call him Nick, his evil mindless co-workers at Hardee's call him Pancho. Now Nick comes standard with a little switch, he's either set on "run around and hurt myself mode" or "poking his head out from behind the couch shy" nothing a little medication can't fix..

He's also gone through four cars in the past year, rather impressive, but not in a good sense. In fact I would have long since taken to horse and wagon or bike. Oh and he owns a Play Station which captivates our attention far too often...He also happens to be the best artist I know..... Nick and Nelson live together, this doesn't mean they're gay...

This is Aaron, he goes to Hamline and I think he's majoring in Political Science, he also works part time at a improv comedy place, he is very funny and does good with the ladys as I understand. His brother Ryan is one of the most genetically superior people I have ever met, we should clone his brother and populate the earth, it would make it a better place, oh and Aaron's genes are good too...

Wow what an extremely unfavorable picture of Jason... Oh well. This is Jason, me and him (bad grammar) currently attend the U of M IT (No not MIT) and we are both majoring in CSCI, Jason's double majoring in Chem also, but I think that's a bunch of crap.. We both live in an apartment in Roseville together. Where his constant insomnia and loud music annoy the crap out of me... :)..

He also beat me on my ACT which continues to annoy the crap out of me, but I still beat him on the Math part which is the only important one..... :P

This is Pants (Sometimes known as Nate) he goes to U of M also and I think his Major is something to do with Biology

He used to have a really neat truck it was big, and piss yellow, had antlers on the front and a "Wood is Wonderful" bumper sticker on the back, that truck has since be passed on to his brother (Shorts), it used to be his dad's (Overalls), I don't know why his family uses such an odd naming system, especially since the plural nature of the words tends to confuse things....

He now has a new car, a little blue one, named "Zipper", awfully clever don't ya think???

Every summer Pants disappears for a month or so, apparently he goes to a place called "Oregon" to work at a plant that does *weird* things with cherries, I don't believe a word of it, I think, he's actually goes back to the South, and reports on the various "doin's" of us Northerners...

Nate has a sort of unique political view, not quite concervative, not quite liberal, not moderate... just pants...

This is Eric, he currently attends Madison in Wisconsin, where I hear he is quite the animal that parties.

The house he used to live in is nice, his sister is annoying, I like his parents, but they don't like me because I once said a very bad word to his sister..

His ex-girlfriend is really nice.. she always chips in more than her share of gas money, and always brings more food to parties then she eats... nice girl

He and Nels are and have been good friends for quite awhile, hmm maybe he can help me get my stuff back....

This is Elyssa, she used to live in MN, then she moved to Texas, came back to MN for college, and was in Chicago for awhile, she usually goes back to Texas during Holidays and during the summer, but spends alot of time going to school in Minnesota, soon she'll be leaving for an entirely different state.. got it?

I believe Elyssa is currently studying History, and is completely lucid of the horrible lack of job offerings open to history majors, much like a lemming, calmly trodding toward a cliff...

Elyssa used to have a pet hedgehog... cutest little thing you'd ever seen, until the horrible day we let it play on the trampoline.... tragic really...

I'm lucky, cause Elyssa's my girlfriend. I say I'm lucky both in the sense that she is a truly remarkable lady, but also in the fact that the events that led to our dating we're extremely improbable.

This is Mike, he currently attends Pace University, in NYC I believe his major is Computer Science, and he debates alot. and I mean alot. You just can't comprehend how much a man is able to be completely ingrained with debate till you've seen Mike. This is a rather poor picture of him, but was all I had.. oh Mike also doesn't have to pay for college, he just cuts cards and they educate him and give him money. I don't understand the entire deal either, but I think his family has mob ties, and that usually explains everything, oh and he's also a Libertarian, and that's bad..

I used to have a picture and information regarding my friend Ingrid in this spot... but she requested I take it down, fearing some random malicious net-type person would stalker her, and/or erase her identity, so in leiu of sensitive Ingrid info, I will now discuss wheelbarrows.. cause Ingrid isn't one

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