This is Elyssa, she used to live in MN, then she moved to Texas, came back to MN for college, and was in Chicago for awhile, she usually goes back to Texas during Holidays and during the summer, but spends alot of time going to school in Minnesota, soon she'll be leaving for an entirely different state.. got it?

I believe Elyssa is currently studying History, and is completely lucid of the horrible lack of job offerings open to history majors, much like a lemming, calmly trodding toward a cliff...

Elyssa used to have a pet hedgehog... cutest little thing you'd ever seen, until the horrible day we let it play on the trampoline.... tragic really...

I'm lucky, cause Elyssa's my girlfriend. I say I'm lucky both in the sense that she is a truly remarkable lady, but also in the fact that the events that led to our dating we're extremely improbable.