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1.) Do you know Mike or Kyle?
Kyle borrowed something from me once.
I own the Mike Kloster debate action figure (with Federalism tub).
I'm that guy who took all of Kyle's underwear and put them in the trunk of someone's trunk, for no reason.
I am looking for animal porn.
Both 'c' and 'd'
2.) Who is better?
Kyle.
Mike.
Whomever *didn't* write this drivel.
3.) How often do you think about death?
Whenever I run out of Post's Honey Comb Cereal ™.
Briefly, after masturbation.
As often as I think about taxes.
Death of whom?
4.) Does God exist?
Yep, and he's Kooky.
Nope, I have a thing Sundays.
There better be one, since I exist and all...
5.) How about now?
Still Kooky.
I'm gunna need to be shown a nude girl before I answer any more questions.
Your unexpected attempt to link belief and arbitrariness amuses me.
6.) If God doesn't exist, what's up with that talking bull that raped me last night?
Bulls can't talk.
old school.
I watched the bull rape you.
7.) What sort of God would molest a man as a bull and not call the next day?
A God who knews to get out before you get needy.
College is all about self-exploration
The non-existent kind.
8.) So he was probably also lying about the whole 'Super Baby' thing too huh?
He was most likely just a normal talking bull trying to impress you.
I will capture your Super Babies.
God doesn't exist, bulls can't talk, men don't have a uterus.
9.) What would you do with a family of Super Babies?
Invest!
Build a maze to keep them in.
Inbreed them.
Super Nurture.
10.) How would you represent the decimal number 2097843902 in base 2097843902?
(please show your work... to somebody)
11.) Is this the only question that counts?
yes
no
